Humans are such simple creatures. They make hundreds of little contracts in any given week. Capitalizing on this was easier than I imagined. — I spied my first target within minutes of beginning my shift, a lone diner with an air of self-importance. Yes, he would work perfectly. “Good evening, sir,” I said in my best Queen’s English. “Do you have a reservation with us?” “Yes,” he replied, “In the name of Elliot.”